This was originally written for a jim_and_bones away mission prompt. I'm really enjoying Ship Wars. I've even managed to read all the fics for this round and vote, and look through the Battle Post a bit. And wow, the Battlle Posts rock! I was laughing and smiling, and I just enjoyed the hell out of the whole thing. Especially sending telegrams with lunasky3 ! I commented on a few entries, but felt a bit too shy to post anything new yet. Maybe next time, now that I've got my feet wet. On to the fic:
Title: The Trouble With Cultural Aphrodisiacs
Pairings: Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy/Uhura/Spock
Rating: PG-13 for language and non-graphic mentions of sex
Word Count: 900
Prompt: Written for a prompt poll at jim_and_bones.
Notes: CRACK! Also, cleaned up a bit. Crossposted to kirk_mccoy, and the Archive of our Own. eBook downloads of this fic available here.
( The problem with accepting something to drink or eat on any planet they visited is you never knew what you were going to get )