pslasher

This was originally written for a jim_and_bones away mission prompt.  I'm really enjoying Ship Wars.  I've even managed to read all the fics for this round and vote, and look through the Battle Post a bit.  And wow, the Battlle Posts rock!  I was laughing and smiling, and I just enjoyed the hell out of the whole thing.  Especially sending telegrams with lunasky3 !  I commented on a few entries, but felt a bit too shy to post anything new yet.  Maybe next time, now that I've got my feet wet.  On to the fic:

Title:  The Trouble With Cultural Aphrodisiacs
Author: pslasher
Pairings:  Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy/Uhura/Spock
Rating: PG-13 for language and non-graphic mentions of sex
Word Count: 900
Prompt: Written for a prompt poll at jim_and_bones.
Notes:  CRACK!  Also, cleaned up a bit.  Crossposted to kirk_mccoy, and the Archive of our Own.  eBook downloads of this fic available here.

 

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