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I PASSED MY TEST!!!




LOL, whew, now I can stop worrying about it.  I know some of you are sick of hearing about it!  Anyway, I've not been doing anything productive on the internets for a while now, but there are a few things that I've enjoyed lately that I wanted to share.

First, I have no idea what the proper etiquette for pimping works that you've beta'd is, but I'm gonna do it anyway because it's an awesome fic!  (And my beta efforts were mostly "OMG, I LOVE IT!" and she did all the work, so it hardly counts as betaing, lol): 

Roll Away Your Stone, I'll Roll Away Mine by thalialunacy , Star Trek 2009, Kirk/McCoy, NC-17
You guys, I just love everything about this fic.  Seriously, I can't even really tell you all the things I love without writing a book about it.  Which I did, and sent to Thalia, but I don't think ya'll want to read it too.  So I'll shorten it to a few bullet points:

• I love the way she plays with the accepted fannish characterizations for the boys with this fic.  It's smart and refreshing, and I loved it.
• The whole damn thing is smart.  I mean, the dialog, the way she uses fannish cliches, the way she weaves their backstory in, everything.  She makes leaps and expects us to be able to follow, and it works.
• Stuff like...  Oh hell, I can't even quote anything because every sentence is loaded, and quoting anything will give something away.  Just know that I love her descriptive language.

Coming Closer by colls :  Pretty, angsty Karl from DOOM!  The vidder really made great use of the footage, I think.  And, it's Karl's pretty face.  What's not to love?

Common Knowledge by elucreh : J2 RPS, R (Maybe NC-17?), characters discover fanfic
Summary: Jared, your fangirls. Fangirls, I believe you already know Jared. Better than he knows himself.
This is so funny, and so damn cute!  It's one of the best "characters discover fanfic" fics I've read.  And even though there aren't many of those, this one is still amazing.  Plus, it celebrates the SPN/J2 fan, and fandom in general, and it made me squeeful to read it.

This video has made me laugh several times over the last week.  YOU ARE NOT YOUR GLITTERY EYE MAKEUP!!



And now, I'm off to have dinner, with a few martini's for good measure.  Well, one, because I'm a lightweight.  Maybe two, because it's a celebration!  And then I'll try and drop by the party post at jim_and_bones , because it looks like fun.  How are you guys?

Ship Wars is almost over!!  May 13 is the last day!  However, the mods have opened up voting on this round to the public!  This post is kind of last minute, and I don't know if there is anyone on my flist not involved with Ship Wars, but if you are interested you can check it out at st_respect  .  I think the battle posts (party post) are a blast, and there are lots of great fic and vids to vote on.  JUST BE SURE TO SUBMIT 3 VOTES, OR YOUR VOTE WON'T COUNT!

The schedule is as follows:

Party Post (also open to public): May 3rd - May 7th
Voting: May 4th - May 7th
Prompt 6 Awards Ceremony: May 10th
Grand Ceremony Overall: May 12th

May 13th = Ship Wars is DONE

I know that the team_jones comm plans to stay open after the War is over.  I think they will continue to post pics and fic prompts, and just generally be a cool place to hang out for Jones fans.

This was originally written for a jim_and_bones away mission prompt.  I'm really enjoying Ship Wars.  I've even managed to read all the fics for this round and vote, and look through the Battle Post a bit.  And wow, the Battlle Posts rock!  I was laughing and smiling, and I just enjoyed the hell out of the whole thing.  Especially sending telegrams with lunasky3 !  I commented on a few entries, but felt a bit too shy to post anything new yet.  Maybe next time, now that I've got my feet wet.  On to the fic:

Title:  The Trouble With Cultural Aphrodisiacs
Author: pslasher
Pairings:  Kirk/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy/Uhura/Spock
Rating: PG-13 for language and non-graphic mentions of sex
Word Count: 900
Prompt: Written for a prompt poll at jim_and_bones.
Notes:  CRACK!  Also, cleaned up a bit.  Crossposted to kirk_mccoy, and the Archive of our Own.  eBook downloads of this fic available here.

 

( The problem with accepting something to drink or eat on any planet they visited is you never knew what you were going to get )

 

Title:  Cherry Pie
Author: pslasher
Fandom: Star Trek 2009
Pairing: Kirk/McCoy
Rating: PG-13

A/N:  Written for cards_slash 's 69 Meme a while back, where she trades fics with her commenters, but I've just now gotten up the nerve to post it.  Maybe if I get brave enough I'll post it to kirk_mccoy

Leonard didn't look up from his PADDs as Jim burst through the door. "I'm studying" he said, a preemptive attempt to get Jim to leave him alone for the night so he could finally work on this damn paper. One that likely wouldn't work.

"Hey Bones" Jim replied cheerfully, dropping a large paper bag onto the coffee table.

He merely grunted, focusing again on his notes as Jim rifled through the cabinets in his tiny dorm kitchen.

"I brought you a cherry pie from that little cafe you love" Jim said, flopping down on the couch next to him.

Leonard looked up at that, eyes narrowing. "That's my favorite. What did you do?"

Jim affected a hurt look as he carefully lifted the pie out of the bag. "What, a guy can't bring his boyfriend a pie without something being wrong?"

He snorted. "Not you, no. Did they catch you hacking into the security feeds for the women's locker room? Cause I told you that wouldn't work."

Jim rolled his eyes, cutting the pie into large portions and dishing out one for each of them. "No they haven't caught me, I told you I was careful. Besides, I set it up to only be viewable on your personal PADDs."

"Damnit, Jim" Leonard growled, punching Jim hard on the arm. "If I get in trouble for that I'm bringing you down with me."

"Joking! I'm totally joking" Jim laughed, dodging another punch and shoving a plate at him. "Here, have a slice."

Leonard glared and tossed his PADD down on the coffee table. The pie did smell pretty good, tart like fresh cherries and still warm. He took a big bite, leaning back in the couch. "Mmmm. Not quite as good as Momma makes, but pretty damn close. So really, why the pie?"

"I just happened to be over by that place and I thought you might like one" Jim replied around a mouthful, smiling big.

Leonard snorted again, polishing off the last bit of crust on his plate. “Try that angelic face on someone else, kid.”

Jim scooted across the couch to press up against him, offering him a forkful from his plate. Leonard raised his eyebrow at that, but wasn’t about to turn down more pie. Jim grinned, twisting around and lifting his leg to straddle Leonard’s lap. He offered another forkful of pie and Leonard took it, tongue peeking out to lick the fork clean.

Jim fed him another bite, and another, watching his mouth the whole time with a satisfied smile slowly spreading across his face until he had fed Leonard the rest of his pie. Then he leaned down, licking at Leonard’s lips until he gave in and licked back.

Jim tasted sweet, like sugar and cherries, his full lips opening for Leonard’s tongue, inviting him in. Leonard pushed deeper slowly, feeling Jim move against him as one hand stroked up Jim’s thigh to grip his hip and the other tangled in his hair.

Jim broke off the kiss and leaned down to whisper in Leonard’s ear. “Maybe I just wanted to taste how sweet you are,” the stubble on his cheek rasping against Leonard’s skin.

Leonard’s soft laugh caught in his chest as Jim bit his ear lobe, licked his neck just below his jaw. “Only you, Jim. Only you.”

Star Trek 2009 has totally taken over my fannish life.  It's all I read, and watch, lately, so I thought I'd share some of the best I've come across.  Star Trek fandom has exploded, though, so this list is in no way complete for the fantastic stuff out there.

Right after seeing the movie I fell hard for Spock/Uhura.  Their relationship was so touching onscreen that I just had to experience more.  The spock_uhura  comm is huge, and full of fic, vids and art for the pairing.

Speaking In Tongues by monimala, Probably hard R:  This was the first fic I read for them and it was fantastic.  It's Uhura's POV, how they start their relationship.  She got Uhura's internal voice spot-on, and the sex was hot as hell too.  (Part 2-ponn farr fic!, part 3)

Boundaries and Discipline by taraljc, G and PG-13:  A couple of short fics about Uhura and Spock's relationship.  Well written little vignettes.

Letting Go by inell, R:  She wishes that he'd occasionally take the initiative. 

Primal by poetics124, NC-17:  When Commander Spock and Cadet Uhura travel to a unexplored planet to find new Federation technology the planet begins to awaken Spock's primal urges.  Ponn Farr, rough sex.



So Spock/Uhura quickly lead to Spock/Uhura/Kirk because really, who wouldn't want to read that?

Rough Estimate by heather, NC-17:  Uhura and Spock estimate the length of time they have in the turbolift before someone finds them. Kirk as the voyur, Spock talking all logical and technical.  Really hot.

Realizations by meri, NC-17:  Uhura and Spock realize that they both want Kirk, and proposition him.  Kirk is all grown up here, and it's an interesting change.

Not in the stars, but in ourselves by wintercreek, NC-17:  Pon farr fic. Jim's not sure why his door chime is ringing at this hour, but it must be important.  This one includes bonding between all three, and I totally love that.

My Brain Comes In Porn by ninhursag, NC-17:  Classic h/c where all three are trapped on a snowy planet and must huddle together for warmth. And, like, Kirk's right there, and all twitchy and angry and bouncing off the walls. And Uhura's the calm, collected one (Spock just pretends to be) and realizes that he seriously needs someone to bring him to heel or he'll throw himself off one cliff too many and no one will be there to catch him.  Angsty, with Dom/Sub themes.  Links to sequels after fic.  God, Kirk is such a beautiful, angsty sub it's incredible.


Kirk/Spock is the original slash pairing, so of course I had to check it out.  That and the fact that while watching the movie (all three times) I kept thinking "The slash that comes off this is going to be incredible!!  I haven't been let down.

Poker Face by talitha78, vid:  So this actually got the K/S party started for me.  It's chock full of the subtle glances, the fighting and the outright stares that make K/S so believable.  Loads of fun.

Don't Stop Believing by arefadedaway, vid:  Fun, squeeable vid about Spock being a small town girl living in a lonely world and Kirk being a city boy taking the midnight train going anywhere.  Makes fantastic use of Chris Pine's expressions.

Of Convenience by Annenberg:  Kirk has to get married in order to keep the Enterprise, and Spock is the logical answer.  They both try to keep from the other the fact that they are interested in more than just being friends.  Long, posted at st_xi_kink , the Kink Meme of Awesomness.

Stars Apart, Shine The Same by sineala, R:  It is the third mission of his command, and Captain James T. Kirk suspects he is going insane.  The results of his mind meld with Spock Prime.  Incorporates memories Kirk got from Spock Prime, really well written.

Tremors by corpus_invictus, R:  Love and sex in the shower, plus an absolutely amazing mind meld.  Mind Melds are one of my big kinks with Spock, and this one is so, so good.

Obscenities by corpus_invictus, NC-17:  Kirk overhears Spock cursing at the computer and becomes obsessed.

Instructions by cards_slash, NC-17:  Spock has never given a blowjob before, so Kirk has to talk him through it. Very Hot.

"Kinky" by cards_slash, NC-17:  Kirk riding Spock while he recites regulations, very hot.



K/S quickly evolved into Kirk/Spock/Bones, of course, and I found my OT3.  God I love the three of them together, it's like they are all three home together.  Or maybe I just love how cards_slash writes them ;)

Willing and How We Found Ourselves by cards_slash, NC-17:  Spock goes into Ponn Farr while the three of them are crashed on a deserted planet and has no choice but to bond with one of them.  But he can't choose, so he picks both.  And thus the relationship is born.  The beauty of these fics is in the relationship (though the sex is awesome too).  Spock and Bones don't quite get along, despite being bonded, and Jim often acts as the go-between, smoothing things over and making everything better.  She's written Jim as deeply romantic, as well as sexual, and that is so appealing to me.  The long-term relationship she writes is deep and very fulfilling.

Whiskey and Chocolate by cards_slash, NC-17:  Established relationship Pon Farr right on schedule, they're all prepared with plomeek soup and space Gatorade and lube and 48 hours of leave.  There is bonding again, and the deep love that comes with a long-term relationship.

Fascinating by cards_slash, NC-17:  Kirk gets replicated in a transporter accident. One of him sexes up Spock while the other sexes up McCoy. A little later, the two halves merge and it leads to Spock/Kirk/McCoy.



And then I discovered I have a thing for Kirk/McCoy, maybe even more than Kirk/Spock.  Check out kirk_mccoy for more.

Two Men and a Motorbike Series by inell, NC-17:  Kirk and Bones go beyond friendship after they return to Earth.  This one is the best K/M i've read.  It has rough sex, great kissing and some role playing.  It's long, angsty, romantic and a fantastic read.  The follow-up series is Two Men and a Starship. 

Playmates and Lovers Bring Me Closer by cards_slash, NC-17:  Kirk should be letting Bones study. Prompt includes a HOT gif of Karl Urban from Riddick, fic starts with kissing and is hot as hell.

Proper Motivation by florahart, NC-17:  Bones hustles Kirk at pool before pool-tabletop-sex occurs. Dominant Bones, subby Jim with a little bit of defiance.  Fucking fantastic.

Shiver by inell, NC-17:  Jim goes out to a masked costume party in search of a good time.

Unmasked by cards_slash, NC-17:  Kirk and McCoy are in the same place when Kirk is ~16. Underage!Kirk seduces McCoy.  Another masked party - these two make for great anonymousst_xi_kink!sex fics.

First Contact by florahart, NC-17:  A new planet is found and the people won't deal with Kirk until he is married. Thinking it won't matter once they leave the planet, Kirk chooses Bones, only to have the leaders say they have to consummate their marriage in front of everybody (crew, aliens, god).  This one has some funny parts that made me laugh out loud, but still hot.

Sooner or Later by flyingcarpet, R: The sooner and later of how they become more than friends, how Jim matures and Bones heals from his divorce.  Plays with flashbacks and memories.

Acts of Faith by flyingcarpet, R:  "This -- keeping his feelings to himself, which is where they belong -- would be a lot easier if Jim weren't so fucking smart." Kirk's emotional instinctiveness eventually figures Bones' attraction out.





Misc:

Takes One To Know One by sabinelagrande, NC-17:  Stargate Atlantis/Star Trek 2009 crossover.  John and Kirk together: Total PWP, hot.

Vulcanized Pick-up Lines:  from the kink meme, a compilation of pick-up lines.  So hilarious I couldn't stop laughing.  The first comment has a link to even more.





Here are some extra communities you may want to check out:

startrek2009 , trekfics , and Singularity (dreamwidth).  And don't forget the Archive of Our Own.